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Weird Things We Do @ FB

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You suck@ FB.

  • If you think that you will ask me and i will like your status, i might do a ‘LIKE’, but u suck like a no one else does @ FB.
  • If you think we are interseted in knowing what kind of clothes do you like to wear on what day of week, you are a suckerpunch @ our face.
  • If you think you will post thousand pics with almost same positions and gestures, and expect us to like them all, you suck and you should thank FB for not having dislike.
  • If you think we are intersted in your relationship status (you are not girl here), you are suckerking of amazon.
  • If you think you will post every movie review first day first show, writing like newspaper critics, judging movie’s direction, acting,cinematography,background score, let us tell – you suck, could have written good/avg/bad.
  • If you think that we are interested in- you are in office on weekends and how you feel about that, well my friend you suck because we all hate being in office on weekends, so no need to say that.
  • If you think that we would like to know what are you cooking or have cooked- you are suckingham palace.
  • If you think you would review a book and would post best quotes from there, FYI no one is reading because you suck at it.
  • If  you  think you will write something philosophical from a great author, and have the balls to mention the name of of that author in you post- well Mr.Suckerson you shouldn’t have written his name because we are your friends who are interested in your quotes, not this writer of yours.
  • If you think that since because you have purchased a nice SLR camera, you can torture us with all the crap on earth being pictured and posted , whether or not it is making any sense to us, u are sucking our blood@ FB.
  • If you think that we interested in knowing what music are you listening, and you expect us to like that, because you want yourself to be seen as a cool guy who play cool music- LOL..you suck like vampire bats.
  • If you think that you can write a poem that has a rhyme just for the sake of rhyming in every second sentence , and want us to like that, because you want a recognition that how well you can write a poem apart from your crappy job- well stop sucking Mr. Shakespeare.
  • If you think that you can write Ghalib’s shayari and all something to that of your own- don’t dare to touch the masterpiece because that sucks.
  • If you think that you will post something  crappy related to Congress or Nehru/Gandhis, and we don’t care whether its true or not- well, well, well….that might be true, but you can be framed for cyber crime- Mr. Suckeeeeeeeeeeeeer.
  • If you think that you will post a template showing gods in nature and ask us to distribute it because we have seen god in that picture, we prefer to be blind and you should prefer being a sucker.
  • If you think that you will write-”i am here with so and so/ doing this and that..its sooo..fun”…grow up you blood sucking monster.
  • If you think that you have had enough with this sucking blog, don’t just be a sucker ducker, comment and let me know!

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